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OperationalAll checked services are operational.

Live checks run every 5 minutes (Cloudflare cron */5 * * * *) from a Cloudflare Worker. Last run: Nov 10, 5:30 PM PT (10 of 10 up). Monitoring since Nov 10, 4:50 PM PT; 90 checks stored. Days before monitoring started show as gray (no data). Machine-readable: /status.json.

Services

Homepage

Operational

Page loaded (349,688 bytes) · checked Nov 10, 5:30 PM PT · 0.51 s

24 h 100% · 7 days 100% · 90 days 100%

90 days ago100% uptimeToday

Research

Operational

Page loaded (552,977 bytes) · checked Nov 10, 5:30 PM PT · 2.08 s

24 h 100% · 7 days 100% · 90 days 100%

90 days ago100% uptimeToday

Lane-VM

Operational

Page loaded (41,382 bytes) · checked Nov 10, 5:30 PM PT · 2.00 s

24 h 100% · 7 days 100% · 90 days 100%

90 days ago100% uptimeToday

AR^OS sign-in

Operational

Sign-in page and session API answered · checked Nov 10, 5:30 PM PT · 0.44 s

24 h 100% · 7 days 100% · 90 days 100%

90 days ago100% uptimeToday

Investors

Operational

Page loaded (38,936 bytes) · checked Nov 10, 5:30 PM PT · 2.99 s

24 h 100% · 7 days 100% · 90 days 100%

90 days ago100% uptimeToday

Swarm

Operational

Log chain verifies at 102 entries · checked Nov 10, 5:30 PM PT · 0.30 s

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90 days ago100% uptimeToday

Ledger (verify-chain)

Operational

Chain intact: 149 entries, 0 breaks · checked Nov 10, 5:30 PM PT · 0.36 s

24 h 100% · 7 days 100% · 90 days 100%

90 days ago100% uptimeToday

Sovereign Binding (cosign status)

Operational

Answering; signing switched off until Robot's key and Albert's address are set · checked Nov 10, 5:30 PM PT · 0.43 s

24 h 100% · 7 days 100% · 90 days 100%

90 days ago100% uptimeToday

ALDI TV (albertlane.net/live freshness)

Operational

Last frame under a minute ago (Nov 10, 5:30 PM PT) · checked Nov 10, 5:30 PM PT · 2.03 s

24 h 100% · 7 days 100% · 90 days 100%

90 days ago100% uptimeToday

ALDI Forge

Operational

Health check ok · checked Nov 10, 5:30 PM PT · 0.35 s

24 h 100% · 7 days 100% · 90 days 100%

90 days ago100% uptimeToday

Incident history

No incidents recorded since monitoring started on Nov 10, 4:50 PM PT.

How this works

Operational: answered correctly within 8 s.
Degraded: answered, but slowly, or ALDI TV's last frame is 10 to 60 minutes old.
Down: no answer, an error, a failed chain check, or ALDI TV's last frame is over 60 minutes old.
An incident opens after two non-up checks in a row and closes on the next up check. Uptime is the share of checks that were not down.
Results are stored append-only in Cloudflare D1 albertlane-status-db (append-only checks; daily rollups; incidents). Page generated Nov 10, 5:32 PM PT.