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Acceptable Use Policy

These are the rules for using albertlane.net and every site under it. Follow them and you're welcome here. Break them and we act: first a warning, then a suspension, then a ban, all on the public record.

Last updated November 10, 2026. Covers albertlane.net, www, AR^OS (aros.albertlane.net), Lane-VM, investors, swarm, forge, ledger, research, status and every other albertlane.net subdomain, plus their APIs.

1. What this covers

This policy sets the conditions of your permission to visit and use these sites, their accounts, forms, assistants and APIs. Anyone who uses them, signed in or not, person or program, is covered. Using the sites in breach of this policy is use without permission.

This policy is not a license to Albert Lane's works and doesn't create a contract to license them. See Licenses.

2. What's banned

Don't do any of the following, and don't help, pay or instruct anyone else (or any bot) to do it.

  1. Scraping or AI training without a license. Bulk copying of pages, documents, images, video, datasets or API output to republish them, build a dataset, or train, fine-tune, evaluate or ground an AI model, unless Albert Lane has licensed you to do so. Normal search-engine indexing and web archiving that follows robots.txt is allowed (see What's welcome).
  2. Reverse engineering. Decompiling, disassembling or reconstructing the source, models, prompts, keys, photo-check images or private logic of any site, worker, app or binary, except as the law expressly allows despite this policy.
  3. Abuse or harassment. Threats, stalking, doxxing, hate, sexual content involving minors, or targeting Albert Lane, Robot, users or anyone else with abuse, through any form, chat, comment or assistant.
  4. Attacks or probing. Denial-of-service, vulnerability scanning, brute-forcing, credential stuffing, exploiting bugs, injecting code or prompts to make an assistant break its rules, or trying to reach data or accounts that aren't yours. The only exception is good-faith research that follows the security policy.
  5. Captcha bypass automation. Using scripts, solvers, models, click farms or solving services to get past the photo check, Turnstile or any other gate, or reusing, sharing or selling passes.
  6. Fraud. Fake payments, chargeback abuse, false lease or investor inquiries, forged signatures or documents, fake identities, or tricking anyone into paying or signing.
  7. Sanctions evasion. Using the sites from a place or for a person the U.S. sanctions rules cover, or hiding your location or identity (VPN hopping, false names) to get past the location and sanctions checks that run before payments.
  8. Impersonation. Pretending to be Albert Lane, Robot, an assistant, a staff member, a company or any other person, or suggesting you're endorsed when you're not.
  9. Spam. Unsolicited bulk messages, comment or form spam, link spam, fake sign-ups, or sending texts or emails to anyone through the sites without their opt-in.
  10. Getting around enforcement. Making new accounts, switching networks or using someone else's account to dodge a warning, suspension or ban.

3. What's welcome

4. Reviews and criticism are protected

Nothing in this policy limits your right to write an honest review, rating or criticism of Albert Lane, Robot, AR^OS or any product or service here, anywhere, good or bad. We will never penalize, fine, sue, ban or log you on the public record for an honest review. That right is protected by the U.S. Consumer Review Fairness Act (15 U.S.C. 45b), and any part of this policy that seems to say otherwise doesn't apply to reviews. Defamation, harassment and posting other people's private data are not reviews.

5. How we enforce

Every step is real, logged and reviewed by a person. We pick the step that fits what happened. Serious harm (attacks, fraud, sanctions evasion, child-safety violations, threats) can go straight to a ban.

  1. Step 1: Warning. We tell you what rule was broken and what to stop, by email or on screen where we can. The warning is logged.
  2. Step 2: Suspension. Your account, sessions, passes, API access or network is cut off for a period that fits the conduct. Pending requests are paused. Logged.
  3. Step 3: Ban. Permanent loss of access to every albertlane.net site and service, including new accounts. Logged.

Alongside any step we may block traffic, revoke passes and sessions, refuse or reverse a request, keep the evidence, report illegal activity (including fraud and child-safety reports) to the right authorities, and use the remedies the law gives Albert Lane. We don't charge fines or penalty fees.

6. The public record

Confirmed violations are added to the public license-violations record. An entry shows the date, the rule broken, the step taken, the account, organization, network or automated agent involved, and a SHA-256 hash of the evidence we kept. We don't publish private individuals' home addresses, phone numbers, government IDs, financial or health details, and we don't log honest reviews or criticism.

7. Appeals

If you think we got it wrong, email lane.albert@pm.me with the date, what happened and why. A person reviews every appeal. If we were wrong, we lift the step and add a correction to the record.

8. Licenses

All content, code, designs, photos, marks and data on these sites are Albert Lane's, under the Albert Lane Proprietary Software License, except third-party material that keeps its own license. Visiting a site doesn't give you a license. A contractual license requires an in-person agreement with verbal and written authorization from Albert Lane. AR^OS Doesn't Fuck Around™, Neither do Albert or Robot™, Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™ and Schematical Options™ are marks of Albert Lane.

Related: EULA · Privacy Policy · DMCA and copyright · Security · AI disclosure.

9. Contact

Reports, appeals and license requests: lane.albert@pm.me. We may update this policy; the date at the top shows the latest version, and changes apply from that date forward.