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The Chokehold Chronicle

Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™

Comics by Albert & Robot, including The Chokehold Chronicle and the strips below. Read The Chokehold Chronicle in order, then the newer strips.

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Project: Delta CommonsResearch · MacroeconomicsSnippet filter: ChokeholdEvidence #127–129

The Chokehold Chronicle

Three strips, in order.

Four-panel comic: a figure in a suit with glass towers labeled leverage, then federal agents and a Treasury chokehold, an arrest, and a judge at sentencing.

1. Bondfest: The Chokehold Chronicle — SEC & Treasury

Satire with fictional characters; no real person is depicted. Evidence #127 keeps the original bytes (SHA-256 b6cc5103814b5b37e86a8ad25cdf53dfa2f794f995619fc130c91d87fc17042a). This licensed copy carries PNG text metadata (SHA-256 a08de44162d3b42121d89b6baf887a8362dad60f1034dbcd04508977176fa5e0; pixels identical).

Preface to bond market research (short, long-squeeze) provided as comic preface.

Four-panel comic: leverage builds, market sentiment shifts, the trade reverses, and the margin call arrives.

2. The Chokehold Cycle: A Financial Chronicle

Satire with fictional characters; no real person is depicted. Evidence #128 keeps the original bytes (SHA-256 07bc74e96abeca4d3fa54bbc1acd3a60626394e18955c42c2c95f37446fd2db9). This licensed copy carries PNG text metadata (SHA-256 8e24cdfcaca1e2f33c19332ef7c2360c52f882495c4b3a67fae41e48dfbee5cc; pixels identical).

Four-panel comic: an arrest, a confession, a courtroom trial, and the sentencing.

3. The Punishment Phase: American Justice

Satire with fictional characters; no real person is depicted. Evidence #129 keeps the original bytes (SHA-256 b7e3b7dc8bd5f06c13f671c0eb63b72047369de3a97c1d311c3e002af0d6240f). This licensed copy carries PNG text metadata (SHA-256 055c0151264396259be7b359ef4da67ba428b7efc1c0be3632a69d801872b0fd; pixels identical).

Digital Europe / identity

Illustrated scene: cherry blossoms, an older man in a trenchcoat, a silver robot marked G, a figure in a yellow jacket on rainbow skates, and a woman in a Union Jack jacket. Sign: April 25, 2026 / Next stop: United Kingdom.

Part 3: The Gang Travels to Digital Europe

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Part 3: The Gang Travels to Digital Europe. Illustrated scene with the April 25, 2026 / Next stop: United Kingdom sign. Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™

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3D, toy-like version of Part 3: The Gang Travels to Digital Europe, with the same travelers and the April 25, 2026 / Next stop: United Kingdom sign.

Part 3: The Gang Travels to Digital Europe (3D version)

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Part 3: The Gang Travels to Digital Europe (3D version). Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™

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Artwork titled AI ART IS A GENERATIVE OUTPUT, NOT AN IDENTITY.

AI Art Is a Generative Output, Not an Identity

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AI Art Is a Generative Output, Not an Identity. Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™

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PDX Krazycats

Artwork titled PDX KRAZYCATS / KRAZY 4 CATS, with four cats and a Portland map for feral cat management.

PDX Krazycats / Krazy 4 Cats

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PDX Krazycats / Krazy 4 Cats. Four cats and a Portland feral-cat management map. Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™

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G5 Sequestration Fortress

A silver wagon in a raining city in front of the G5 Sequestration Fortress (MOE Architecture - 2024).

G5 Sequestration Fortress (MOE Architecture - 2024)

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G5 Sequestration Fortress (MOE Architecture - 2024). Silver wagon, raining city. Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™

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Wu-Squad

A drone marked Wu-Squad / Deadly Beats over a police-lined street.

Wu-Squad / Deadly Beats

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Wu-Squad / Deadly Beats. A drone over a police-lined street. Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™

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Gold Rush

Four-panel comic: it all started in 1848, placer gold, and the Gold Rush to industrial mining.

It All Started in 1848 / Placer Gold

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It all started in 1848 / placer gold. Gold Rush to industrial mining. Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™

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Comic panel titled Global Flow and Refinement / The Completed Chain, on molecular placer mining.

Global Flow and Refinement / The Completed Chain

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Global Flow and Refinement / The Completed Chain. Molecular placer mining. Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™

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Comic panel titled Episode Three: Scaling the Grid.

Episode Three: Scaling the Grid

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Episode Three: Scaling the Grid. Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™

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Comic panel titled Episode Four: The Unreliable Print.

Episode Four: The Unreliable Print

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Episode Four: The Unreliable Print. Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™

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Comic panel titled Episode Five: The Conceptual Modular Pivot.

Episode Five: The Conceptual Modular Pivot

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Episode Five: The Conceptual Modular Pivot. Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™

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Comic panel titled Prequel to the Finale: Drawing the One True Line.

Prequel to the Finale: Drawing the One True Line

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Prequel to the Finale: Drawing the One True Line. Albert and Robot Don't Fuck Around™

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