NO_BEZOS · NO_AWS
NO_INTEL · Also fuck Intel
NO_PIECES_OF_SHIT_ALLOWED†
Fuck Andy Jassy too — Amazon infra-theft posture as stated terms (labels only; soft Andon Cord 2026 Meta-Lane-AI narrative — no network blocks).
Auditors: Don't piss us off. You've been warned. Cloudflare and Elon Musk™ and Andy Jassy — stated policy language.