import re
import random

LEXICON = {'meeting': ['📅💀🔪', '🪑😵\u200d💫🩸', '📞🕐💀'], 'synergy': ['🤝💀🤮', '🌈🔪🤯', '🙌💣🤢'], 'agile': ['🐇💨🔪', '🏃\u200d♂️📋💀', '🔁🧩☠️'], 'scrum': ['🏉😤🩸', '🔄👥💀'], 'stakeholder': ['👔💰🔪', '🧐💸💀', '👴📈🪓'], 'bandwidth': ['📡🧠💀', '🤯📶☠️'], 'deliverable': ['📦❓💀', '🎁🔥🩸'], 'roadmap': ['🗺️🌫️💀', '📍🔮☠️'], 'pivot': ['🌀😅🔪', '↩️💸💀'], 'disruptive': ['💥🤩💀', '🚀😤💣'], 'innovative': ['💡💀🤥', '🧠🔪🙄'], 'leverage': ['🏋️\u200d♂️📊🔪', '💪📈🩸'], 'ecosystem': ['🌿🤝💀', '🦠🏢☠️'], 'paradigm': ['🧠🌀💀', '📐🤔🪓'], 'holistic': ['🌈🧘💀', '\U0001faf6📊☠️'], 'scalable': ['📈🔪🙏', '⬆️💸💀'], 'streamline': ['🌊➡️💀', '✂️📋🔪'], 'proactive': ['🏃\u200d♂️💨🔪', '⚡📋💀'], 'circle back': ['🔁📞💀', '🔄☕🩸'], 'touch base': ['👆📞💀', '🤙😐🔪'], 'deep dive': ['🤿🕳️💀', '🌊📊🪦'], 'low hanging fruit': ['🍎💀✅', '🍋🦥🔪'], 'deploy': ['🙏🎲💥', '🚀💀🔥', '🎰🤞💣'], 'production': ['😬🔥💀', '💀🌍☠️', '🏭😱🔪'], 'deadline': ['🔥😱💀', '💀📅🪓', '⏳😤🔥'], 'engineer': ['🧙\u200d♂️☕🔪', '🤓⌨️💀', '👾🔩🩸'], 'bug': ['🐛💀💢', '👾💀🔪', '🐞😱🔥'], 'feature': ['✨📋💀', '🌟💭🪓', '🆕🎁☠️'], 'refactor': ['🧹💀⌨️', '🏗️💀🔧', '✂️🔪😅'], 'legacy code': ['🏚️💀⚠️', '👴💻🪦', '🦕🔧💀'], 'technical debt': ['💳💀📈', '🏦😤💀', '💸🧱🕸️'], 'sprint': ['🏃\u200d♂️💨💀', '⚡📅🪓'], 'ticket': ['🎟️💀📋', '🐛📝🔪'], 'review': ['👀💀🤞', '🔍😐🔪'], 'merge': ['🤝💥💀', '🔀😬🪓'], 'rollback': ['⏪😱🔥', '↩️💀🪦'], 'outage': ['💀🌍📟', '🔥🚨💀', '⚠️😭🔪'], 'monitoring': ['👁️💀📊', '🔭💀📈'], 'pipeline': ['🔧🏭💀', '⚙️➡️🪦'], 'kubernetes': ['🐙💀⚙️', '☸️💀🤯'], 'microservice': ['🦠⚙️💀', '🔬🏗️🪓'], 'serverless': ['👻☁️💀', '🌫️🤷💀'], 'anthropic': ['🤖🪄💀', '🧠✨☠️', '🤖☕🔪'], 'openai': ['💸🚀💀', '🤖💰🔪', '🧠📈🩸'], 'google': ['🔍💰👁️\u200d🗨️', '🌐💀💸'], 'microsoft': ['🪟💸💀', '📎😐🔪'], 'amazon': ['📦💸💀', '🛒💰🪓'], 'claude': ['🤖💀☕', '🧠🪄💀'], 'gpt': ['🤖📈💀', '🧠💰☠️'], 'ai': ['🤖💀❓', '🧠💀🤞'], "let's take this offline": ['📴🤫💀', '🚶\u200d♂️💬🔪'], 'per my last email': ['📧💀🔁', '👆📨🔪'], 'going forward': ['➡️💀📅', '🚶\u200d♂️💀😬'], 'as per': ['📋💀👆'], 'action items': ['✅💀📋', '📝💀⏰']}

REVERSE_MAP = {}
for word, variants in LEXICON.items():
    for v in variants:
        REVERSE_MAP[v] = word

class CorporateEmojiTranslator:
    def __init__(self, deterministic=False, seed=42):
        self.deterministic = deterministic
        self._rand = random.Random(seed)
        if deterministic:
            random.seed(seed)

    def _pick_variant(self, variants):
        if self.deterministic:
            return variants[0]
        return self._rand.choice(variants)

    def encode(self, text: str) -> str:
        result = text
        for phrase in sorted(LEXICON.keys(), key=len, reverse=True):
            replacement = self._pick_variant(LEXICON[phrase])
            pattern = re.compile(re.escape(phrase), re.IGNORECASE)
            result = pattern.sub(replacement, result)
        return result

    def decode(self, text: str) -> str:
        result = text
        for emoji_seq in sorted(REVERSE_MAP.keys(), key=len, reverse=True):
            result = result.replace(emoji_seq, REVERSE_MAP[emoji_seq])
        return result

    def prank_slack_message(self, original: str) -> str:
        encoded = self.encode(original)
        return (
            f"{encoded}\n\n"
            f"_(Sent from my new AI-powered compliance monitor 👁️💀📊. "
            f"Failure to acknowledge will be logged. 🔪📋💀)_"
        )

    def list_vocabulary(self):
        print("📖 MENACING CORPORATE EMOJI DICTIONARY\n" + "="*40)
        for word, variants in sorted(LEXICON.items()):
            print(f"  {word:<25} -> {' / '.join(variants)}")

if __name__ == "__main__":
    t = CorporateEmojiTranslator()
    samples = [
        "We need to deploy to production before the deadline.",
        "Let's circle back after the meeting to touch base on the roadmap.",
        "Per my last email, the technical debt is not scalable. Action items: refactor the legacy code.",
        "The engineer found a bug during the sprint. The kubernetes rollback caused an outage.",
    ]
    print("💀 MENACING CORPORATE EMOJI TRANSLATOR 💀\n")
    for msg in samples:
        print(f"IN:  {msg}")
        print(f"OUT: {t.encode(msg)}\n")